This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . .
Just Check This Out ! Scroll down slowly and be honest to ourself.
Think like a wizard...
man
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board
Ans: man overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
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i
Ans: i understand
OK . . Got the drift ?
Let's try a few now and see
/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans: reading between the lines
road
o
a
d
Ans: cross road
Not having a good day now, are you ? Redeem yourself.
cycle
cycle
cycle
Ans: tri cycle
Not easy to figure out huh??
0
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M.D
Ph.D
Ans: two degrees below zero
C'mon give it a little thought ! !
knee
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light
Ans: neon light (knee-on light)
U can prove u r smart by getting this one.
ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet
Ans: 6 feet under ground
next,
ecnalg
Ans: backward glance
death.......life
Ans: life after death
Okay your penultimate chance .........
THINK
Ans: think big!!
And the last one is real fun do...
ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb..
Ans: long time no C....(see)
Friday, October 31, 2008
Personality Test
There is a very very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:
King Kong, Ape, Orang utan, Monkey pass by. They have a competition to see who is he fastest to get the banana. Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis
If your answer is ....
Orang utan = dull/stupid
Ape = foolish
Monkey = idiot
King Kong = stupid
Why ?????
Coconut tree, where got banana...... ...??
It's....obviously you're stressed by ur work....
Juz joking!!hehehe...hv a good day!
HOW MEN AND WOMEN DIFFER
NICKNAMES*
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT*
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY*
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale
BATHROOMS*
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS*
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS*
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE*
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS*
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP*
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL*
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING*
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY*
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Interesting facts
'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand .
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'MT. ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) . (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous':
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e I o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes .
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple
'Dreamt' is the only English word that ends in the letters 'MT. ? (Are you doubting this?)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
The sentence: 'The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog' uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you're going to try this out for accuracy, right?)
The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes) . (Yep, I knew you were going to 'do' this one.)
There are only four words in the English language which end in 'dous':
tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: 'abstemious' and 'facetious.' (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e I o u)
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes .
A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that also)
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
56-yrs-old gives birth to triplet (granddaughters)
CLEVELAND - Not only has a 56-year-old Ohio woman given birth to triplets, but they're her own granddaughters.
Jaci Dalenberg, of Wooster, Ohio, carried the babies as a surrogate for her daughter, Kim Coseno. The two identical twins and their sister were born by Caesarean section Oct. 11 at the Cleveland Clinic's Hillcrest Hospital in Mayfield Heights and are still in the hospital's care.
They were more than two months premature and each weighed less than three pounds.A Cleveland Clinic news release says infants and grandmother are all doing well.
According to a Clinic spokesman, Dalenberg offered herself as a surrogate when Kim Coseno and her husband, Joe, were waiting to adopt. The couple used in vitro fertilization, and embryos were implanted in Dalenberg's uterus.
5 more minutes
While at the park one day, a woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground.
“That’s my son over there,” she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.
“That’s my son over there,” she said, pointing to a little boy in a red sweater who was gliding down the slide.
“He’s a fine looking boy” the man said. “That’s my daughter on the bike in the white dress.”
Then, looking at his watch, he called to his daughter. “What do you say we go, Melissa?”
Melissa pleaded, “Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes.”
The man nodded and Melissa continued to ride her bike to her heart’s content. Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his daughter. “Time to go now?”
Again Melissa pleaded, “Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes.”
The man smiled and said, “OK.”
“My, you certainly are a patient father,” the woman responded.
The man smiled and then said, “Her older brother Tommy was killed by a drunk driver last year while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with Tommy and now I’d give anything for just five more minutes with him. I’ve vowed not to make the same mistake with Melissa.
She thinks she has five more minutes to ride her bike. The truth is, I get Five more minutes to watch her play.”
Life is all about making priorities, what are your priorities?Give someone you love 5 more minutes of your time today!
81-yrs-old finds love online
BEIJING (Reuters) - An 81-year-old Chinese man has proved age need not be a barrier to Internet love, marrying a 58-year-old bride he met online, a local newspaper reported.
Wu Jieqin, a retired Beijing art professor who has spent time in an aged-care home, married Jiang Xiaohui, 23 years younger, in a ceremony on the weekend, the Beijing News reported."The Internet doesn't belong to the young alone," he told the paper.
He said he had been using the Internet since 1998."There are no rules against old people seeking love online."
But to reach the altar, Wu had to overcome the opposition of Jiang's parents, aged 85 and 86, who feared he was too old.But she won them over.
"His voice is very youthful. Not like an 80-year-old," Jiang told the paper. "He's very romantic."
The couple met after Wu, lonely since his divorce a decade ago, put a lonely hearts notice on a Chinese website last year with the help of a student.Not that the feisty retiree with thin gray hair was not picky.
"As internet mates of his own age did not suit him, he set his sights on a woman in her forties or fifties," the report said.Wu said over 50 women responded positively to his ad, including prospects from the United States, Australia and the Ukraine.
Wu met several but things clicked only when with Jiang, a retired railway worker from southwest China's Sichuan province.
Wu plans to move to Sichuan to be with his new bride.He likened their love to two well-meshed gears."As long they up to scratch, they can keep turning forever, and you don't have to care whether they're old or new," he said.
Wu Jieqin, a retired Beijing art professor who has spent time in an aged-care home, married Jiang Xiaohui, 23 years younger, in a ceremony on the weekend, the Beijing News reported."The Internet doesn't belong to the young alone," he told the paper.
He said he had been using the Internet since 1998."There are no rules against old people seeking love online."
But to reach the altar, Wu had to overcome the opposition of Jiang's parents, aged 85 and 86, who feared he was too old.But she won them over.
"His voice is very youthful. Not like an 80-year-old," Jiang told the paper. "He's very romantic."
The couple met after Wu, lonely since his divorce a decade ago, put a lonely hearts notice on a Chinese website last year with the help of a student.Not that the feisty retiree with thin gray hair was not picky.
"As internet mates of his own age did not suit him, he set his sights on a woman in her forties or fifties," the report said.Wu said over 50 women responded positively to his ad, including prospects from the United States, Australia and the Ukraine.
Wu met several but things clicked only when with Jiang, a retired railway worker from southwest China's Sichuan province.
Wu plans to move to Sichuan to be with his new bride.He likened their love to two well-meshed gears."As long they up to scratch, they can keep turning forever, and you don't have to care whether they're old or new," he said.
World's heaviest man marries in Mexico
MONTERREY, Mexico – The world's heaviest man has tied the knot. Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico.
Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick.
He later broke into tears as a notary declared the couple husband and wife in a civil ceremony attended by more than 400 guests. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad.A popular local norteno band played accordion-heavy tunes at the reception, which featured a banquet of meat and buttered vegetables.
Uribe's mother, Orquedia Garza, said the groom steered clear of the five-tier wedding cake."He didn't break his diet," she told The Associated Press. "His doctors are here and they are watching him very closely."
The wedding, which was closed to most media, will be featured in an upcoming Discovery Channel documentary on Uribe, the 43-year-old former mechanic said.
"I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life," Uribe told hordes of reporters earlier as they followed him through the streets of Monterrey.
A flatbed truck was brought in to tow his custom-made bed decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows to the wedding at a local event hall. Two police patrol cars escorted him ahead of a long line of traffic.
Uribe tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,230 pounds (560 kilograms), earning him the Guinness World Record as the world's heaviest man.
He has since shed about 550 pounds (250 kilograms) with the help of Solis, whom he met four years ago.
Uribe said he's gunning for a new title: world's greatest weight loser.
CONGRATULATIONS...
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Kennedy - Lincoln ???
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln ,was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker...
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
Creepy huh? hehe...This is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
Ketam ketip kuku...kikikikikukukukekekeke
Suatu masa dahulu. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada Ketam,
"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau,Ketam… kenapa?"
Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut… kakakku kata, kalau kukuku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!"
Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan, “Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?”
Ketam ketawa, kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih..Kuh..kuh..kuh..kuh!!
Kodok..Kodok.. kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?”
Kodok kata kepada Ketam, “Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?”
Ketam kilas,”Kelakar.”
“Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?” kata Kodok.
Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat.
"kelekuk !", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok.
Ketam kata,”Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan.”
Kesian Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepala kena keperok.
"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau,Ketam… kenapa?"
Ketam kata, "Ku ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut… kakakku kata, kalau kukuku kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!"
Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata kekalutan, “Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar kudis?”
Ketam ketawa, kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih..Kuh..kuh..kuh..kuh!!
Kodok..Kodok.. kenapa kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?”
Kodok kata kepada Ketam, “Ketam. Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?”
Ketam kilas,”Kelakar.”
“Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?” kata Kodok.
Kerana kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar kilat.
"kelekuk !", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok.
Ketam kata,”Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan.”
Kesian Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepala kena keperok.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Sunday, October 19, 2008
19/10/08
Hepi Birthday....
How many of us in the world got a chance to properly said goodbye??
Though u r no longer here, i still want to wish u hepi bedday...
How many of us in the world got a chance to properly said goodbye??
Though u r no longer here, i still want to wish u hepi bedday...
This is for u..
This is that final goodbye that the soul is missing.
GOODBYE AT LAST
Growing up u were always there
Each and every day showing me that u cared.
Spoiling me every chance that u had.
Letting me know that is okay to be sad.
After school, you checked on us day after day,
Listening to every word we had to say.
Eighteen years I kept u in my sight.
Now all I can do is hold the memories tight.
The day ur soul drifted high
My heart knew, and all I could do was cry.
I have spent three years trying to put it in my past
And now in college I have come to peace with it at last.
A part of my heart left with u.
The part that told me what to do.
Once at college, I became confused and lost.
I went to pray where Allah I sought.
HE told me something I did not know.
I have your hand on my shoulder telling me where to go.
I once thought the part of me that went with u,
Was lost forever and would not be put to good use.
I now realize that I never lost part of my soul.
I simply shared it with u to keep us whole.
Saying goodbye is never easy
It's the hardest thing to do
But what hurts even more
Is not given the chance to say it to you.
Yesterday is just a memory
Our laughter was sunny and bright
Then clouds started to gather
For you were no where in sight.
You were my love
And this I will never forget
How you left without a warning
No good-byes, my only regret.
Wherever I may be now
Always searching for another so true
To place my world of emotion
Handing my love to someone like you.
No matter what my wrongs
You offered only love
Until the day you left me
For your new home up above.
All I have now is great memories,
A heartfull of love and eyes full of tears,
And to remember your love throughout the years.
Now I will have to look up at the stars and say,
"I love u, I miss u! Happy Birthday Dad!"
This is given to you in honor
Of all that we did share
I know you still are with me
Your love is within my heart...
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
L.I.F.E
The Story of Life
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate,neighbor, coworker, longlost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger) but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way.
And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart.
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. It would be safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless.
The people you meet who affect your life, and the success and downfalls you experience help to create who you become. Even the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact, they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them, for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious when you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because in a way, they are teaching you to love and how to open your heart and eyes to things.
As we know, Life is very short, so make every day count!!! Appreciate every moment and take from those moments everything that you possibly can for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people that you have never talked to before,and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free, and set your sights high. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, it will be hard for others to believe in you. You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life then go out and live it with absolutely no regrets.
*MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!* If you LOVE someone tell him or her, Show them all your LOVE, CARE and ATTENTION for you never know what tomorrow may have in store!!!
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be (possibly your roommate,neighbor, coworker, longlost friend, lover, or even a complete stranger) but when you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment that they will affect your life in some profound way.
And sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart.
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. It would be safe and comfortable, but dull and utterly pointless.
The people you meet who affect your life, and the success and downfalls you experience help to create who you become. Even the bad experiences can be learned from. In fact, they are probably the most poignant and important ones. If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart, forgive them, for they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious when you open your heart. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because in a way, they are teaching you to love and how to open your heart and eyes to things.
As we know, Life is very short, so make every day count!!! Appreciate every moment and take from those moments everything that you possibly can for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people that you have never talked to before,and actually listen. Let yourself fall in love, break free, and set your sights high. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, it will be hard for others to believe in you. You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life then go out and live it with absolutely no regrets.
*MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!* If you LOVE someone tell him or her, Show them all your LOVE, CARE and ATTENTION for you never know what tomorrow may have in store!!!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Bercinta ibarat menunggu bas
This is funny but may be true.......
Tahu tak, cinta sebenarnya sama seperti seseorang yg menunggu bas. Bila bas tu datang, awak nengok bas tu dan awak kata pada diri awak,
"Eee... penuhnya... tak de tempat duduk."
Jadik, awak katakan pada diri awak,
"Saya akan tunggu bas yg lain."
Awak pun biarkan bas tu berlalu dan awak tunggu pulak bas yg lain.
Kemudian, datang pulak bas yg kedua.Awak nengok bas tu dan awak akan cakap,
"Eee... bas ni buruk sgt... mesti tak selesa. Dan mungkin bas ni akan rosak kat tengah jalan."
Jadi, awak pun biarkan bas buruk tu berlalu dan awakbercadang untuk tunggu bas yang seterusnya.
Setelah beberapa ketika, datang lagi sebuah bas. Bas yg datang tu kosong, tak penuh dan tak seburuk bas yg tadi tapi kali ni awak kata,
"Emmm.... takde air-cond... cuaca pulak panas. Lebih baik saya tunggu bas yg lain."
Dan sekali lagi awak biarkan bas tu berlalu dan awak bercadang utk menanti bas yg seterusnya.
Tiba-tiba awan mula gelap, cuaca semakin mendung danbaru awak perasan yg awak pula dah terlambat rupanya. Awak mula panik dan terus naik bas yg datang ketika itu, walaupun bas itu tak sebegitu sempurna. Dan kemudian barulah awak sedar bahawa... awak dah naik bas yg salah.
Jadi, selama ni awak dah membazir banyak masa dan wang untuk menunggu apa yg awak nak. Walaupun yg datangtu adalah bas yang berair-cond, adakah awak dpt pastikan bahawa bas tu tak akan rosak di tengah jalan atau mungkin bas tu tak terlalu sejuk untuk awak? Jadik, (terutamanya golongan perempuan) lelaki pun samalah mengingini apa yg awak idamkan tu memang tak salah.
Tapi, tak salah juga kalau anda sanggup memberi satu peluang pada orang lain, kan? Sekiranya awak dapati "bas" itu tak sesuai dengan awak, apa yg perlu awak lakukan hanya tekan loceng dan turun daripada bas tu. Tapi... saya pasti awak semua tentu ada pengalaman yg macam ni.
Awak nampak sebuah bas datang (tentulah bas yg awak nanti-nanti kan), awak tahan bas tu tapi pemandu bas tu pulak buat tak faham dan pura-pura buat tak nampak awak dan terus berlalu tinggalkan awak! Hahahaha.... Bila ada bas yang lalu melintasi saya macam tu, apa yang saya lakukan ialah BERJALAN!
Bodoh sebenarnya untuk mengejar bas tu sebab setiap kali, awak akan terjatuh dan menyakiti diri awak sendiri. Jadi, bercinta tu adalah ibarat menunggu bas, sama ada awak nak naik dan beri peluang pada bas tu... semuanya terpulang pada diri awak. Dan bila awak berjalan, awak sebenarnya cuba melarikan diri daripada cinta!
Moral: marilah kite tunggu bas... tak payah naik kereta...
Tahu tak, cinta sebenarnya sama seperti seseorang yg menunggu bas. Bila bas tu datang, awak nengok bas tu dan awak kata pada diri awak,
"Eee... penuhnya... tak de tempat duduk."
Jadik, awak katakan pada diri awak,
"Saya akan tunggu bas yg lain."
Awak pun biarkan bas tu berlalu dan awak tunggu pulak bas yg lain.
Kemudian, datang pulak bas yg kedua.Awak nengok bas tu dan awak akan cakap,
"Eee... bas ni buruk sgt... mesti tak selesa. Dan mungkin bas ni akan rosak kat tengah jalan."
Jadi, awak pun biarkan bas buruk tu berlalu dan awakbercadang untuk tunggu bas yang seterusnya.
Setelah beberapa ketika, datang lagi sebuah bas. Bas yg datang tu kosong, tak penuh dan tak seburuk bas yg tadi tapi kali ni awak kata,
"Emmm.... takde air-cond... cuaca pulak panas. Lebih baik saya tunggu bas yg lain."
Dan sekali lagi awak biarkan bas tu berlalu dan awak bercadang utk menanti bas yg seterusnya.
Tiba-tiba awan mula gelap, cuaca semakin mendung danbaru awak perasan yg awak pula dah terlambat rupanya. Awak mula panik dan terus naik bas yg datang ketika itu, walaupun bas itu tak sebegitu sempurna. Dan kemudian barulah awak sedar bahawa... awak dah naik bas yg salah.
Jadi, selama ni awak dah membazir banyak masa dan wang untuk menunggu apa yg awak nak. Walaupun yg datangtu adalah bas yang berair-cond, adakah awak dpt pastikan bahawa bas tu tak akan rosak di tengah jalan atau mungkin bas tu tak terlalu sejuk untuk awak? Jadik, (terutamanya golongan perempuan) lelaki pun samalah mengingini apa yg awak idamkan tu memang tak salah.
Tapi, tak salah juga kalau anda sanggup memberi satu peluang pada orang lain, kan? Sekiranya awak dapati "bas" itu tak sesuai dengan awak, apa yg perlu awak lakukan hanya tekan loceng dan turun daripada bas tu. Tapi... saya pasti awak semua tentu ada pengalaman yg macam ni.
Awak nampak sebuah bas datang (tentulah bas yg awak nanti-nanti kan), awak tahan bas tu tapi pemandu bas tu pulak buat tak faham dan pura-pura buat tak nampak awak dan terus berlalu tinggalkan awak! Hahahaha.... Bila ada bas yang lalu melintasi saya macam tu, apa yang saya lakukan ialah BERJALAN!
Bodoh sebenarnya untuk mengejar bas tu sebab setiap kali, awak akan terjatuh dan menyakiti diri awak sendiri. Jadi, bercinta tu adalah ibarat menunggu bas, sama ada awak nak naik dan beri peluang pada bas tu... semuanya terpulang pada diri awak. Dan bila awak berjalan, awak sebenarnya cuba melarikan diri daripada cinta!
Moral: marilah kite tunggu bas... tak payah naik kereta...
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