Installing HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5..0 to Husband 1.0 andnoticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:

• Romance 9.5 and
• Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as

• College Football 6.0, NFL24-7, LandscapingPro 4.0
• Major League Baseball 3.0 and
• Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs at all, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

• Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
• Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
• Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
• If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
• Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 isa great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn newapplications quickly. You might consider buying additional software toimprove memory and performance. We recommend
• Cooking 3.0 and
• Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck

Siapa kita?

Siapakah orang yang sibuk?
Orang yang sibuk adalah orang yang tidak mengambil berat akan waktu
solatnya seolah-olah ia mempunyai kerajaan seperti kerajaan Nabi
Sulaiman a.s
Siapakah orang yang manis senyumanya?
Orang yang mempunyai senyuman yang manis adalah orang yang ditimpa
musibah lalu dia kata "Inna lillahi wainna illaihi rajiuun." Lalu sambil
berkata,"Ya Rabbi Aku redha dengan ketentuanMu ini", sambil mengukir
senyuman.
Siapakah orang yang kaya?
Orang yang kaya adalah orang yang bersyukur dengan apa yang ada dan
tidak lupa akan kenikmatan dunia yang sementara ini.
Siapakah orang yang miskin?
Orang yang miskin adalah orang tidak puas dengan nikmat yang ada
sentiasa menumpuk - numpukkan harta.
Siapakah orang yang rugi?
Orang yang rugi adalah orang yang sudah sampai usia pertengahan namun
masih berat untuk melakukan ibadat dan amal-amal kebaikan.
Siapakah orang yang paling cantik?
Orang yang paling cantik adalah orang yang mempunyai akhlak yang baik.
Siapakah orang yang mempunyai rumah yang paling luas?
Orang yang mempunyai rumah yang paling luas adalah orang yang mati membawa
amal-amal kebaikan di mana kuburnya akan di perluaskan saujana mata
memandang.
Siapakah orang yang mempunyai rumah yang sempit lagi dihimpit?
Orang yang mempunyai rumah yang sempit adalah orang yang mati tidak
membawa amal-amal kebaikkan lalu kuburnya menghimpitnya.
Siapakah orang yang mempunyai akal?
Orang yang mempunyai akal adalah orang-orang yang menghuni syurga kelak
kerana telah mengunakan akal sewaktu di dunia untuk menghindari siksa
neraka.

Wall within me...

I see the stars each night
I know I will be great
I feel people's pain and passion.
But why can't I help me?

I'm around people
My mind is blurred as the surface of the ocean
I talk, I laugh but I'm gone
With the winds with no direction.
But why can't I help me?

There isn't love or trust
I can willingly give back
I've been offered gold and diamonds
But I seem very unhappy.
Why can't I help me?

Life could be crude
Life could be adventurous
Life could mean "live"
But why can't I help myself?

I am shelter when others feel pain
I am comforting when approached
I am loved by the world.
Why can't I love myself?
Why can't I feel other people's joy?

Some might call me selfish
Some might call me stupid
But if only they could feel my pain
If only they understood.
I never wished to be sad
No one would.

But that is what I'm going through
I know things would get better
I would feel like a baby again,
I would watch the sunrise
With someone I might fall in love.
But till then,Why can't I help myself?

I BELIEVE....

I believe-

That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.

I believe-

That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in awhile and, you must forgive them for that.

I believe-

That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I believe-

That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.

I believe-

That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.

I believe-

That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them

I believe-

That you can keep going long after you can't.

I believe-

That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I believe-

That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I believe-

That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and therehad better be something else to take its place.

I believe-

That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I believe-

That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I believe-

That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time!

I believe-

That sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I believe-

That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I believe-

That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

I believe-

That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I believe-

That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I believe-

That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I believe-

That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.

I believe-

That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other, And justbecause they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.

I believe-

That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I believe-

That two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.

I believe-

That your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.

I believe-

That even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.

I believe-

That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I believe-

That the people you care about most in life are the essence of life.Tell them today how much you love them and what they mean to you.

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